Mind Over Matter 

An Inspirational speaker said: “The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife”.

Audience were in shock and silence. He added: “and she is my mother”. A big round of applause and laughter followed.

One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home. At dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man’s wife….

After a moment he tried to recall the second line……

This fell from the sky “Bowling Vitality Game HOT”

By the time he regained his senses, he was on the hospital bed, recovering from burns of the HOT BOWLING 🎳 VITALITY GAME poured by his wife.


MORAL LESSON: Don’t copy if you cannot paste.

Interesting Factoids Ten-pin 🎳specifications are set by the United States Bowling Congress. World Bowling, has adopted the USBC specifications. Pins are 4.75 inches wide at their widest point and 15 inches (380 mm) tall. They weigh 3 pounds 6 ounces (1.5 kilograms), pins weighing up to 3 lb 10 oz (1.6 kg) are approved. The weight of the pins were originally based on the principle of physics, with the idea that a pin should be at around 24-percent the weight of the heaviest bowling ball within regulation of 16 lb 0 oz (7.3 kg).

Duckpins are shorter and squatter than standard tenpins. Canadian fivepins are between duckpins and tenpins in size, but have a thick, inch-wide rubber band around the widest part of the pin to increase pin action when struck.

Candlepins are dissimilar to the others, being the tallest of all at 15-3/4 inches, but only 2-15/16 inches wide and 2 lb 8 oz (1.1 kg) in weight. They are nearly cylindrical in shape with a slight taper toward either end, making them vaguely resemble candles(hence the name). Unlike other bowling pins, because they are vertically symmetrical candlepins may be set on either end.

Bowling pins are constructed by gluing blocks of rock maple wood into the approximate shape, and then turning on a universal lathe.

After the universal lathe shapes the pin, it is coated, painted, and covered with a glossy finish. Scarcity of suitable wood, has resulted in approvals for synthetic pins which is sanctioned for play in five-pin, duckpin, and candlepin. There is one synthetic ten pin model approved by the USBC. When hit by the ball, synthetic pins usually sound different from wooden pins.

Juggling clubs could be mistaken for bowling pins due to their similar shape. The two differ greatly in construction and weight.

Humor has it ‘Update cover Pinheads hammered by nails’, was the head-cover used for protection or in honor ? Moral vs Civil Law’


What is more important HONOR or LIFE ?

Yesterday’s fire made HER realize LIFE … SHE ran down in HER essentials on fear of being burnt

A reminder to

“Remember that you are dust and to dust you shall return”

Yes I am no Robot

I am Skin and Skull 💀

Forever 21 John

Skidding and Sliding Party Hose Fire 🔥 Hose

Been called B***h and harrowed ! NOT


Thanks for the Code Name “Yellow & Red” But I see “Black and Blue”

Needs Must Meet First

A driver depressed on the verge of suicide

How the Biggies influence Small businesses

Ducab powers the region – Tell mini mouse to stop nibbling on the cables, do the Polka and see

Sealed Air on Sustainability 

The Billboards read ‘American Green in Ethiopia’

Chalo Chalo Pura Saf Karo

Stock Control Stabilizing Prices  Across the Globe to not Sell at Lower than x …

Rejuvenate Tea Break Time Prescribed for Relaxation ABC Check Tone in Written Communication on how to draft a WRITTEN LEGAL WARNING ! Dear Mr. Langley, Awaiting your response until the 15th of April 2016, after which ‘Legal Transfers’ … change to ‘NOTICE‘ will be initiated.

Don’t mess with the best

Cause the best don’t mess

501 / 24
🤝 apparently not in ‘giving to the needy‘ these days ay ? … whatever passes the deal 😜

Here’s What Mathew Says on Giving to the Needy
“Be c
ul to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

“So when you give, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.


“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

G Nerd Strategy :

Before we go ahead, let us define two terms:

A Six Sigma defect is defined as anything outside of customer specifications.

A Six Sigma opportunity is the total quantity of chances for a defect.

This chapter provides a list formulae normally used to measure different metrics related to Six Sigma defects.

Defects Per Unit – DPU

Total Number of Defects

DPU = ————————

Total number of Product Units

The probability of getting ‘r’ defects in a sample having a given DPU rate can be predicted with the Poisson Distribution.

Total Opportunities – TO

TO = Total number of Product Units x Opportunities

Defects Per Opportunity – DPO

Total Number of Defects

DPO = ————————

Total Opportunity

Defects Per Million Opportunities – DPMO

DPMO = DPO x 1,000,000

Defects Per Million Opportunities or DPMO can be then converted to sigma values using Yield to Sigma Conversion Table given in Six Sigma – Measure Phase.

According to the conversion table:

6 Sigma = 3.4 DPMO

How to find your Sigma Level

Clearly define the customer’s explicit requirements.

Count the number of defects that occur.

Determine the yield-percentage of items without defects.

Use the conversion chart to determine DPMO and Sigma Level.

Simplified Sigma Conversion Table

If your yield is: Your DPMO is: Your Sigma is:

30.9% 690,000 1.0

62.9% 308,000 2.0

93.3 66,800 3.0

99.4 6,210 4.0

99.98 320 5.0

99.9997 3.4 6.0

We can summarize the following points:

Six Sigma is a philosophy of quality improvement.

Six Sigma is 3.4 defects in one million opportunities (DPMO).

Components of Six Sigma are Customer, Process, and Employees.

The generic cycle of Six Sigma includes the following phases: Define, Measure, Analyze, Improve, and Control.

Six Sigma is dedicated to ‘Customer focus’.


No Worries …

Born to be the greatest

Game over Name

Creation from Memory


Creation from a Creation of Memory

Played to me Ac3r

Reminder the ripple!

Some Promptfiles (quick response files) are meant to play only in part, and purchased later. Go to ERRORS AND DEFECTS

Big picture looking at things from the Maker’s Eye

Don’t worry be happy


The Turkay Mandarin is 5.50 a kg they are small so you get more quality for a 1 Kg

The Pakistan Mandarins are 2.25 they are big so you get less in quantity.
ce moved to 15.50 a Kg ? The name changed to Turkay Clementines? Who’s mistake was it for the wrong pricing? Love the solution an excellent way to

Only eye noticed IT

Coming back to WASTE
Give a
take a yard ?

At a yard sale ?

Cubit Yard Inch

Seconds vs Fakes vs Second Hand

Seconds are defined as minimal defects on a shoe brand. How about a segment on slightly defected shoes at a slightly lower price in one of its outlets.

Second Hand is defined as already used (hand me downs) but you pay for it. Could be a brand or not which, not used any more but in good condition.

Fakes are unbranded ‘copies’ new or Second hand but BS (Bull 💩 ) Quality Standards

I felt cheated when the guy told me 10 bucks first on a new Unbranded top and then the other guy said 30 when I checked again … you guys working together or apart ?

I kept it back not coz I can’t afford it but it’s a yard sale ! you’re not paying a rent for the showroom damn it !

Grand Ma 🦉 and Grand Pa Owl 🦉 gave you a yard to sell and you raised prices on BS GRADE Quality, seconds, second hands and fakes … 😡 Bad puppy 🐶!

I’d rather go to an outlet and buy a brand new top after checking the fit on me for 30 bucks … yes so … thank you very much! This is me leave 🚶🏽‍♀️

Define your pricing and stick to it … with a small leverage of discount. Not more than

A price of a whole piece vs already cut pieces differs but it’s how you put it across to your customer.

That which you call ‘waste management’ is but what you’ve been stealing. I paid a high price, you sold 100GMs of my 1 KG mutton as ‘waste management’ for 1 buck less … taking waste management on a whole new level of cheating 😮! The nerve !! Right in front of my own eyes and even after I telling you !

This is A GRADE mutton … please stick to your price and stop cheating me !! for the love of God!

You can’t serve God and Money is the WORD

Your competition is right in raising its standards and maintaining a price based on those standards, and if you don’t change your ways your gonna lose all your customers !

Bleach sold as a substitute to care for your whites (your own brand or offering it as a convenience to buy it together if keeping the ties with one of the many brands in the market of bleach manufacturers) yes it is good to give instructions on ‘care’ of Fabric but this additional solution will do your fabric the best. Labels … they are defined by what ?

Way to wash, tried and tested after research of actually washing the fabric in solution of all types … nothing like selling a product that f**ks it up further yeh !! Endorsed by people who have actually tried it … woooh !!! marketing through word of mouth … 1 free gift to an important client and look what happened Difference Between Endorsement vs Recommendations 

Daren says there’s an I in team hidden in the A Hole and I say there’s an AHole with no Heart ❤️ in almost every team. That’s why use TACTICS  I want 🍕 not your opinion

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard damn right it better than yours

Damn right it’s better than yours

I can teach you but I have to charge !

It’s like ordering a pizza eating the whole thing while your family looks at you hungrily 😟🙄

Or like Pete would do is hide and eat a slab of Chocolate 🍫 on the can. While she would innocently tap on the door pleading ‘share please I seen you hide the bar in your hand, I know you’re eating not 💩 and you don’t want to share 😭.’ The perils of being the younger one 🤣

Who are you man !

How to Protractor it from Burning

The 120 degrees tilt to your cake in the oven is not in the literal sense. It’s 360 degree feedback  Cheezy I know Use diary and dairy to plan  

For the best

Mandarins are a class of oranges that are flatter on both ends, have a mild flavour and are very easy to peel. Tangerines and clementines are mandarins.

Clementines are the smallest member of the mandarin family and are seedless. The peel is smooth, glossy and deep orange.

Tangerines are light orange in colour and are slightly tart. The Dancy tangerine is the one we think of as the Christmas orange. Tangerines don’t keep very well so need refrigerating. If you have a cold these are a good choice because they contain synephrine which is a decongestant.

Quantum Mechanics ? QM ! Moron ! Where there’s a Will There’s a Way to ME

It’s knowing a persons lifestyle. By the groceries they beep out at SUPERMARKET / HYPERMAKET

EXAMPLE 90 bucks on a weeks supply of croissants vs 40 on a weeks supply of veggies and fruits

Wait !

Mutually Exclusive Partner

I’m sorry LG G4 but your mutually exclusive partners are ripping me off in this part of the world! What should be the cost of repairing a phone ? Should value / cost of the phone be considered (at time of purchase vs cost right now) + current condition of…

Samsung says Rethink what a Phone can do

I say Rethink your Business Model

Think out of the Box 📦

2 boxes are open

4 more to go so see six boxes  Preferred Candidates
Preferred Target Market (
s://tysilynsblog.wordpress.com/2017/02/23/profiling/”>Profiling) : The Young, Clueless and the Undergraduates.

Required Sales Executive FROM Telecom/ Hospitality/ Aviation Industry 2 – 5 Years/P.A. BEST IN THE Industry _________________________ Don’t forget to find out the cost of living when you move to a new country.… See next page to understand the whole

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